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I think you have to pay around $100 to change a minor's name. Then there's all these forms you've got to dick around with, and of course you'll have to deal with the kid's self-esteem being crushed when he/she realizes they were brought into the world for a couple of free games. You'd just be wasting time and money.

Skip the whole contest and sell that little turd on the black market. That way, you'll have a TON of money for non-Bethesda games, too...

5442d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Giving your kid a wacky name isn't necessarily bad, but do it just to score free video games and you're probably off to a bad start as a parent.

If any young Dovahkiins actually come out of this thing, I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually needed counseling.

5442d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yeah, after 18 years of ass kickings.

But this whole contest is just a joke, anyway...I hope...right?

5442d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

I read it on the internet, it must be true.

5443d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

In Dead Rising 2, you can hold a running lawnmower over a standing zombie's head and grind them into nothing. How did that game not make the list?

5445d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well, why not bring him back as an actual ghost? Make it even wackier than the last half of Black Ops.

5447d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Did Ghost even have one single line in MW2?

These games are fun, but I'm constantly asking myself, "Who the hell am I playing as now?"

5447d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Am I gonna moan about 5 bucks on a game that holds my interest longer than 10 CODs put together?"

You should if you want to play as Shuma-Gorath, because you'd be paying for NOTHING.

5447d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'd say it's more like ordering a cheeseburger and getting a slab of beef with curdled milk on top. Finished cheese is 50 cents extra!

But the amount of actual beef and cheese in a McDonald's cheeseburger is pretty questionable, anyway.

5449d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's nice to see so many Gambit/Nightcrawler/Frank West votes.

This game REALLY needs a Spider-Man villain, too - so many great ones to choose from...

5450d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Frippery???

5452d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"The game, sadly, was brief and ill-told, leading us to want much more, and much better, from a franchise with seemingly unlimited, yet frequently spoiled, potential."

That actually sounds a lot like Quantum of Solace, both the movie and the game.

5455d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I look at X-2 as the exact point where they stopped caring. Just say that title out loud...Ten Two. Somebody thought that was a great idea.

I remember one of the returning characters from FF X was supposed to be nine months pregnant, but they just re-used her model from the old game. So she's about to have a kid any day now, but she's at a crack-addict level of skinniness.

Everyone makes fun of another male character for getting "fat" over ...

5456d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I wasn't feeling it until he shot the jeep driver in the head and the guy's entire car exploded...that summarizes Call of Duty pretty much perfectly.

5460d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Needs more Nightcrawler

5465d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dead Rising could have easily taken all 10 spots.

Beating somebody up with a wrench is okay, I guess, but using a swordfish is a lot more stylish.

5477d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

For me, movies that are shot in 3D are fine, but converted 3D movies will ruin my day. Alice in Wonderland gave me the worst headache I've ever had in my life.

5498d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I haven't played Vietnam, but Bad Company and Black Ops are both just action movie BS. These games are about mowing down everyone in sight, and Bad Company is all buddy-action-comedy about it. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I doubt they were going for irony with this song.

5498d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think most people would talk openly to a psychologist who helps the police catch killers.

If your client tells you he frequently blacks out for hours and leaves you an origami figure, then the next day the cops come knocking on your door asking about an origami killer...it's not really ethical to stay quiet.

5506d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Heavy Rain was an interesting idea filled with silly, nonsensical shit.

There's one scene where two cops ask a psychologist about one of his clients who is a murder suspect. The psychologist has every reason to suspect this guy is the culprit, but he doesn't help the cops because he says it wouldn't be ethical to talk about his patients...

You don't need to know anything about doctor-patient confidentiality to know how stupid that is.

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